I’ve been thinking about traveling. My “other half” (Starla Kaye) has done quite a lot of traveling so far this year. She’s been to Phoenix, Sacramento, France, and just recently to St. Croix. Between you and me… I’m feeling a tad jealous.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m pretty content with my life here on the farm. Well, except for my daily squabbles with that pea-brain Elsie. Herd leader. Ha! Pain in the posterior is more like it. But that’s not what I wanted to mull over with you right now.

Traveling. Going somewhere beyond Farmer Sam’s pastures. Discovering a whole new batch of fresh grass to chew on, taking a cooling dip in a different pond. Oh, just the thought of it all makes my heart race. And I wouldn’t even have to try and figure out what fits in luggage like Starla Kaye struggles with on her trips. No, I need nothing other than my sweet self to go off into the world.

Wait! Do I hear Ferdinand’s familiar heavy hoofsteps? Yes! Yes, I do!

There he is… (heavy sigh). A ton of fine-looking bull. Oh, he’s winking at me! Giving me “that” look.

Sorry, got to go. What was I thinking anyway? I’ve got everything I want and need right here on these two adjoining pastures. I’ll leave the world traveling to Starla Kaye.